Graduation Really Achieves Dreams Act

November 28th, 2005 | by Brian |

S. 676, March 17, 2005: ” This Act may be cited as the `Graduation Really Achieves Dreams Act’ or the `GRAD Act’.” Sigh. Reading this ever-so-contrived title made me laugh inappropriately at work. I was sort of embarrassed. I can hear them now on the Senate floor: “Really, graduation really does achieve dreams!” Earlier today I came across the title of a bill that contained the words “caring” and “children”. Ah, found it, S233, Feb. 1, 2005: “The Caring for Children Act.” Now how can anyone vote against that?

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